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“Do you kiss your kids with that foul mouth? I’m not leaving yet because I can’t get my pants on with this morning wood. Get out of those clothes and come here… one more ‘quickie’ should do it.”
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
dancing-thru-clouds: deadlylittlekate: elfstaranymore: feministess: elfstaranymore: also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room
deenoverdami: nickey79: sizvideos: Video You are not born with hate and this here proves that Too sweet Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.Girls are the best.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
ancorae: i promise one day i will hold off from posting until after i decide i’m not gonna play with it anymore
foreseerlucina replied to your post “if anyone’s around please talk to me or something I’m like. not doing…” How was your day? uh. until I found out about what happened, fine. I went to the holiday boutique with my kids, so they bought
the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
alouette-lulu: I hurt my good hand when I fell with my scooter today (the scooter for kids ya know not the motocycle) so here’s a left handed Gumball ! (the stabilizer helped a lot with the line art)
bastard-hive: adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
So I moved in with my brother a couple months ago. I was having issues with my parent and he needed a babysitter. Whenever they’re not home I get the kids ready for school. It makes me want to have kids one day, but this definitely made my eyes
damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
Now that we’ve seen Shiro and keiths backstory relationship, I really hope they don’t go with sheith as romantic and just keep it brotherly. My reasoning it’s a kids show. Making Sheith cannon now looks too much like grooming. Guy picks out loner
loudmindsofttalk: teaforyourginaa: assijohnson: *cries uncontrollably* I remember these days 😭 This touched my heart😩😭 The soldier’s reunion with their kids always gets me
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
notchicken: OH MY GOD No, don’t want him to die. Because then we get Pence. Now if Pence dies too, then I’m with it.
Some kid wants to fight me, it’s not that I wanna whips his ass too but I’m not risking my senior rights for that excuse of a student he’s going even know who’s he’s dealing with, btw Snitching on my sister doesn’t
My mother volunteers in an elementary school, and the kid she works with watches MLP. When Mom told her “My daughter is an artist, and she sometimes draws pictures for bronies” (her words, not mine!) the kid asked “Can I draw a picture
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
o-kau: teenagerposts: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends parents: no kid: okay then kid: *relies on the internet for literally
piratejay133: circa2playhouse: ~I’ve never sugar coated anything in my entire life. Not at home, with my kids or at work. Point blank. I don’t sugarcoat
i was a bit annoyed at my new colleague for not picking up the phone or answering my messages but turns out her grandad died AND she broke a finger :| now i’m just annoyed at my boss for making someone work with a broken finger :|
“I play Monopoly with my kids, that’s really fun. My nine year old, she can totally do Monopoly. The six year old totally gets how the game works but she’s not emotionally developed enough to handle her inevitable loss in every game of Monopoly
doubledoseofdopamine: aymygod: lebritanyarmor: draggedthruthe-yard: imawitchywitch: Feeling very in tune with my ancestors with my new hair! Wat the fuck no No Wrong Incorrect Not ur history Plz stop Nono Try again you’ve got to be kidding me
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
sweaterelf: oedipus-rex: kaguramutsuki: what kids say: i don’t want my parents to read my blog so it remains a safe place filled with self expression uwuwhat i hear: i don’t want to have a difficult conversation with my mother over whether or not
I would still be mad. That’s not funny. You’re not storming toward my kid with your crotch in their face. You’re not storming toward my kid, period.
r32y: one of my biggest life goals is not having my kids wondering which parent they’re gonna spend the holidays with first.
stay-weird-af: jmarietee: lilith-not-eve: Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at
goldfyshie927: Concept: I’m laying on your lap. You’re playing with my hair. Quilts and sweaters keep us warm. You’re happy. I’m not anxious or sad. Everything is okay.
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
My sister in law put my niece on the phone and she immediately told me “bye bye” lmao damn I got burned by a baby….
hornythoughts: Please play with my big balls. They are feeling so sensitive. My cumshot will be so much bigger if you squeeze them. (I’m not kidding, my balls are so full with hot cum, my explosion will be huge)
rpmemesfam: ♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS. “ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ” “ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ” “ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
texasinmyrearviewmirror: When I was a little kid, I would sit on my living room floor and play with my toys. Now, as a grown man, I sit on the living room floor and play with guns. Not much has changed haha
I’ve had this pic of the kids hanging out at some party/afterparty (possibly for new year’s eve? haha) in my folder for a while since dec 2014 and thought it would be sorta fitting to post now :^)
